Name: Dr. Alien Clause
Duration: P00H01M26S
Description: Christmas special with all of the 3 bovines pitching in.

Dr. Alien Clause

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Christmas special with all of the 3 bovines pitching in.

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In a cold galaxy far far away
On space planet Zerus down at Moo Bay
In the frostbitten layer of the raw-beef-caves
There worked Alien Clause with his reanimated fetus slaves

Doctor Clause needed cows for his cause
So he aborted the cows with his bare claws
As the beef slowly thaws, the bacteria gnaws
And it gives birth to aborted magical sauce

Then the dear doctor distributes the treat
Under the tree is where they will meet
there is the sauce that will feed their need
And punish the wicked, for their avarice greed

Moory Christmas and remember dear kid
That this song right here, is probably shit

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released December 23, 2013
Written & Recorded by Tyas van Bergen, Yngwie Ferwerda and Nino v.d. Mark

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